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I mean, even if I had the baby...
Then I'd probably go to jail, but it would be better...
I mean, I shouldn't. Thanks.
Don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise.
- Seth. - And you are an excellent kisser.
- What? Why? - Her dad doesn't approve.
Okay. So maybe I overreacted a little.
Come on in, you guys. Ryan, Seth, this is Valerie, Shannon and Grace.
...have dinner on Sunset, then head south to Mantopia.
I know what you're gonna say. You know, she hasn't technically dumped me yet...
- Some of the investors and I are... - Hiring strippers...
Hey, how are you? I'm meeting someone here.
Listen to me. This is not your problem, okay?
- She broke up with Seth. - Coop.
Oh, wait.
In our hotel room, man. I'm never going home.
Okay, you know what? We're gonna have a girls' night out.
Hi, Amy, we spoke on the phone. It's good to see you.
- Yeah, we should probably go too, so... - Where are you guys headed?
- Have you met Marty Nayfis? - Oh, God.
It's like a rule. Your parents almost have to disapprove.
Just one little stripper who never hurt anyone...
- Maybe four. - I hope you enjoyed them...
What about you guys?
This many girls, I'm gonna need payment before the party.
I don't know, I hope so. What? No. I'm not gonna go.
...because if anything like this happens again, I'll kill you.
...but that still leaves us 1500 short.
He knows everyone. But why would he do something like that?
Either way, it's 250 an hour, which brings us to a grand total...
Ryan. Are you asleep? Yeah, I can't sleep either.
- Was that an over-share? - Yeah. He kind of is my dad.
Or maybe it's a plumber and he needs to tighten my pipes.
- I have to ask you to leave. - Hands off! You wanna go?
Sure, but that was 20 minutes ago.
Oh, my God. Hailey! Stop it!
Thank you.
He can use his mutant card-counting abilities to pay for the trip.
I'm at least in my own bed not sleeping. You're on my floor not sleeping.
What are you gonna do with your half of Caleb's money?
That's what he does. He paid us a huge amount of money for that restaurant.
Julie and Hailey?
Deal me in.
I don't know, but I guess I have to do it by this weekend, huh?
Fire truck?