Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I am your girlfriend, right?
But I can't. I can't just go up to a strange girl and say...
...at the Wayfarer's Chapel?
Just want to make sure you're okay. Ryan's here. He'd like to say hi...
Well, I can take care of Theresa. You guys should go.
- Or else he'll say it isn't his. - Who else's could it be?
Your dad might be going to Vegas this weekend.
What is this place?
Seth, it's Vegas.
- You have fake IDs? - C.D. Sebulski, it's good to meet you.
...that you lost your bar mitzvah money on prostitutes.
The Wayfarer Chapel it is.
I'm out.
Actually, you know what? We'll take that tour.
You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but, honey, you're a whore.
...now I have four of them taking advantage of me in my hotel room.
Ryan, hey. Hey, man, are you asleep?
If you win, great. If not, well, then Theresa never has to know.
Hi. The name is Cohen. C-O-H-E-N. I think that's how you spell it.
- Hello? - He's kissing another girl.
Good to know.
...to a friend on the city council and got them to deny us the liquor license.
She said I can go stay with her as long as I pay my own way.
There's so many bikini-clad women, I haven't thought about Summer since...
Do I have any say in this?
No, I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
- Now we have a good Vegas story. - I don't think you wanna tell people...
- Yeah. - Congratulations on selling the restaurant.
...of $5000.
...if... - if you would come to our hotel room...
Listen, I'm gonna start you off slow. If you suck, I'm just gonna cut you off.
Or I could invite the girls over and I could throw you...
...who's just trying to make his way in the world?
Really sweet.
- Marissa's fine with it. - I'm sure she is.
- What is it? - On how you feel about drunken catfights.
Thanks, but I'm probably not gonna be here that much longer.
Summer had to go home, but she wants us to call if we go out.
And that's not entirely true.
...and pay him half a billion dollars for the coastline.
Just one night. Business.
Are you talking to me?
Yeah, well, you should call them. You should bring them over.