Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Look, we don't have to do this. - Yeah, well, what about Theresa?

We got your bar mitzvah money, Theresa's money. Now we gotta go.

That's more than enough time for another game of no-limit Hold'em.

- Hello? - Hey.

What are we gonna do? I don't wanna get thrown out. I love the hotel.

- We'll go. Come on. I'll take you... - Sandy, don't. Let me.

My entire life, I've never even seen a prostitute...

Can I buy you guys a drink? Say thanks.

It's a sad episode.

I can see why. It is the perfect location.

I'm not a very good bowler, so you'll probably see my tush.

Sorry. I didn't hear you guys come in.

How do you know?

So, what will it be, gentlemen?

Be nice, Cohen. He paid off your pimps and your ho's.

I never liked you, even when you were a little twerp!

Yes! You're the best.

- We're good. Thanks, Amy. - Thanks.

I won a lot of money this afternoon.

Caleb told Sandy. Is there something I should know?

You know what? I'll do it.

...and have gambling-addicted, alcoholic kids.

Thanks, but it's still not enough.

I can't believe he gave you his angry trucker hat.

...in case it's a UPS man and I have to sign for the package.

...you were a stripper. - Can I ask you something?

Yeah. Just kind of a courtesy thing, really.

I'd say some of us are walking out ahead.

Well, she's not your biggest fan either.

Or is it just me?

I can't leave Theresa here by herself.

Oh, so you'll tell my dad the truth, but you won't tell me?

Five hundred. You got nothing.

- You don't think the trip's a total waste? - No, no.

That way, I won't have to tell my dad I'm moving out.

We'll all see you, because my girlfriend's currently dating her father, which to me...

And I only ask because...

If we don't, Angry Trucker Hat over there is gonna hurt me.

Oh, you know, I'm sorry. Skank!

Are you kidding? The man bailed us out, took Julie off my hands.

Turns out, one of our partners went behind our backs...