Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So you hire a call girl? - What, your dad wouldn't approve?
Try to keep them off the furniture.
I bet even that sounds pretty good to you right now.
You can pretty much see the entire strip from here.
Theresa's pregnant.
You can't drink, you can't have sushi. What, are you pregnant?
- Nevada. - Nevada. As in Las Vegas, Nevada?
Yeah, whose fault is that?
That's not really winning then.
Yes, sir. It's in your room.
One little stripper.
No. But aren't you just the least bit curious as to when she's leaving?
I swear. One kiss.
Almost. My realtor is on her way. I just have to give her the contract.
Theresa, she's got nobody.
Hello?
You know what I'm saying? Hotel rooms? Beaches in the middle of the desert.
...doing God knows what, while we sit here watching The Valley marathon?
You think my dad approves of Jimmy Cooper? The man's a felon.
- Actually, we should just... - Don't mind if I do.
...on your birthday. - Yeah, really.
Or, you know what, what if it's...? Hailey.
Yeah. No, of course it's okay. We'll just order in.
Now they're not dressed as anything at all.
Then I guess Caleb is gonna make a fortune. Well, another fortune, right?
Yeah, but not tonight. Right?
- Surprisingly tame, actually. - That's good.
...a lovely, catered bachelorette cocktail party.
It's like a million-dollar frat house.
You're not?
- So where's the party? - There is no party, just a quiet dinner.
...to get onto the casino floor. We'd hate to have to throw them out of the hotel.
So four girls till midnight, plus, you had Jenn all afternoon.
Oh, they're old friends. In fact, Hailey set this whole thing up.
You have been so busy with the wedding, I haven't even seen you.
Okay, look, you guys go to Vegas. I'll take care of Theresa.
Oh, I love you, son. I love you.
He's angry because he found out people don't wear trucker hats anymore.
How was Vegas?
- Listen, I've been thinking. - Yeah.
- I didn't know you love the Vegas, Dad. - I love the Vegas. I love the Vegas.
- She's gonna kick my ass. - Yeah.
Kirsten, it's Las Vegas. You get strippers as a side with your entr Áe.
- Sounds like fun for the whole family. - What about Theresa?
You wanna find some action in this town, all you gotta do is ask.
And not little.
Or the beautiful glass cathedral overlooking the ocean...
Go. Win. Make money.
Yeah, I'll get the door.
Naked.
Yet another reason we're here.
- With strippers. - Without strippers.
Does she have a picture of you wearing culottes?