Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, what was the plan, Hailey?
I just almost bowled a strike.
Well, that was some performance.
- Two weeks. - Wow. They're really doing it.
Please, I know you'd never sleep with Jeff. He doesn't make enough money.
- You're going down, bitch. - Who are you calling "bitch," bitch?
...she's gonna make me take her to a place called The Petting Zoo...
Yeah. I did lose your bar mitzvah money, though. Sorry.
What? Since when? You can't go. We're getting married next week.
Yes, good to see you. We have the penthouse all ready for you.
I don't understand. This afternoon you were doing so good.
She's not a whore, okay? She goes to UNLV.
- He's my dad. - So what?
Theresa? What about me?
You didn't ask. We volunteered.
The thing is, I'm kind of in love with my girlfriend, and that makes it weird.
Did you see that?
No, I'm at the Hard Rock, of all places.
But other than that, nothing.
Enjoy your bachelor party.
- I thought you loved the Vegas. - I do. I do love the Vegas.
- Good night. - Good night.
...but a couple of guys from my class are doing this poker thing.
- Theresa? - Housekeeping.
Winner. Pay the line.
Marty, are you in?
So how did it go with my dad?
Come on!
- I don't even... Two thousand dollars? - I'll ask the Cohens.
We don't need strange, naked men dancing in front of us to be entertained.
Marissa's still here.
Nothing. I just don't know why he'd do that. They had a deal.
I have been crying actual tears over that ass, and he's kissing randoms.
Get all the Newpsies into limos, drive to L. A...
- Are you crying? - No.
Definitely a spectacle.
The same way you'd be fine with it if Oliver was sleeping on her couch.
...and go bowling, which is not as weird as it sounds.
I think we have, like, juice, soda... Beer?
Caesar's didn't have a permanent Springsteen exhibit.
I should take you up there this weekend, you'll love it.
Between my money and Theresa's money, it's only 3000.
Honey, when are you gonna realize there is nothing your dad wouldn't do?
I heard Robert Campbell is gonna turn that area into an outdoor mall.
- You are my girlfriend. - Glad to hear it.
- Hello? - Maybe she's still at work.
I'm not as smart as you. Plus, the boys are getting strippers.