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We kissed, like, three hours ago.

And four for me as well.

So I want to explain what happened back there.

It's your job now.

Yeah, and then Dozerman just came in and died.

I'm your new captain.

I am very disappointed in both of you.

like a shoebox one buries a dead hamster in.

Oh, that's a yes. Oh, my God, you had sex.

I work with Jake.

I'll turn this place around just like I did the Nine-Nine.

So screw just being colleagues,

Ugh, Jake, no one wants to hear about your sex life.

I'm just gonna look in here.

With all due respect,

and a countdown clock to remind you

But I am gonna go over there.

I know you said you don't want to date cops,

but the person that I'm taking on a date

I look forward to doing meaningful work

because of how well I would handle it.

How do we make it not weird?

Nothing bad happened?

They also informed me that I carry the gene

that we should hit the brakes.

after everyone leaves.

So how was the date with the floozy?

- Okay. - Over the moon.

We're in the clear.

I'm being transferred to the public relations office.

That's the first time I've seen him smile.

What the hell are these?

things are gonna get much, much worse.

Boom, I've already established my authority

Yeah, I'm just gonna make some copies in here.

Do me a favor and pull the surveillance tapes.

According to your Dozer-pad, four of your coworkers

Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for.

that pigeon is clearly a Ray J.

We've narrowed it down to two choices...

and screw light and breezy, right?

but that's all in the past,

Me too, 'cause we're, like, really good at it.

I live my life by numbers.