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Nothing!
No! I don't want to talk no more about the 50 men I killed.
I am Kenji Tanemura from Kyoto News Service.
I cannot leave in the middle of the day. I am assistant manager.
Jeddy? Jenny? Jenicho? Juniper?
Yep. I'm gonna hawk a loogie in the face of this country's number one sumbitch.
Junichiro, our dad's missing! He never came back last night!
Who will want to buy robots from a man whose father spit on the emperor?
I guess I never really wanted to go there. But I still can't believe it!
Unless you want to rig up some kind of tummy pack to haul me around...
You know my dad's too short for roller coasters.
But one American Gl faces the battle of his life.
War is iot forever, love is,
""and two cups of kibble a day.
I must be quite a sight to him with my exotic unbound feet.
Usually we're pulling him off whatever sorry sap he's got playing Admiral Tojo.
This is not the story I sold to the Arlei Bystaider,,,
Hey, there, in the yellow shirt.
[Junichiro groans]
(Cottoi) Yeah, I speit the year after the war ii the US Army Hospital ii Tokyo,
Tell me, Ko-Ko, how have the years treated you?
Whoo-wee, Junty-Joe. You've got a bit of the Hill temper in you.
I am not a Hill! It is a shameful name.
You work at a gas station.
This is terrible!
I can't. I got to be in the room before my mom gets back.
It's okay. He's having a war flashback.
I have no formal opinion on the Japanese.
who for 50 years denied any human emotion...
What did you say?
Hank and Junichiro.
You may have seen it used in some of our movies.
Mmm-hmm.
Excuse me, Doctor.
Dang it! I got to go. Meet me here tonight at 6:30...
I don't usually cry unless someone's pulling out my fingernails...
Okay, big day. Big day.
Oh, my God! Boomhauer! Boomhauer, please!
[whooping]
What's he saying?
hosted by emperor of Japan.
No.
""l like long walks, my arthritis medication...
Yeah, a sweat lodge was a wonderful idea.