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That's it! I re-declare war on Japan!
I left a little piece of my heart.
everybody's gonna find out he's your dad.
Well, that's the last of it.
Step aside. Don't make me waste my lung butter on you!
[Japaiese soig playiig]
Wow!
It takes a war hero to kill 50 men, but it takes a gentleman to apologize.
Nothing gay, though.
Does this bow tie make me look like a puppet?
And to think I almost shook your hand.
Colonel Hill! Colonel Hill!
Surely you did not spend entire vacation in sitting room?
How many body parts do you want to leave in this country?
Thank you, Dad.
You know, I'm really proud of you.
Zuriig zartime, zou zoi 'z zhiik zbout zhe zuthre,
until fate gives him one final chance to fight....
Not with all them cameras out there.
to give me two first-class tickets. But I traded them in for four coach seats.
Hello, Luanne? Yeah.
[Cotton exclaims]
-Dad! -I'm sorry, Bobby.
[speaking Japanese]
Isn't that exciting? I wish you were here to meet him.
[laughing]
I don't know whats I need anymore, boy!
My dad needs my help?
Peggy, can you turn your feet sideways? I can't open the door.
Eventually, I got tired of working for jackasses and decided...
She's dead! And it's all my fault!
Let me through. Emergency. Come on, move aside.
They gots any geishas in this crap hut?
Oh, it is one of the businessmen I exchanged cards with.
You're not going anywhere, mister.
I left more than my shins in Japan.
Now go, boy!
I'm heading back to the room for a nap.
We must go.
Mr. Cotton Hill! Mr. Lead Story! Just in time.
[gasping]
Shit of pussy
We will edit it for broadcast purposes. That is the process.
It's a boy! Look at him! Tall as Mount Fuji!
He is not information host.
[knocking on door]
You can really see the Japanese influences.
Well, what about the flowers and the map?
I'm sorry our readers prefer more ad space.
And that's gonna bring you great shame, I tell you what!
I saw that Crouchiig Tiger program.
A comedy about a bus driver who is frequeitly late,
What the.... You already did that. He sent you to the other guy.
Sir, if you don't calm down right now...
What? Stop the cab! Stop the cab!