Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, he's not actually saying that she's like a...
Oh god, she's crying.
When I do decide to surrender the flower of my womanhood -
It's because you secretly want to have sex with me!
Three, two one...
Jesus, I'm gonna puke.
This homecoming game is gonna be the biggest game in those boys' lives.
Kind of.
On three. One...
Good night, dad.
- Nell, is everything OK? - I didn't see you there!
You better figure out how to get my damn body back.
Yes, mam.
Oh yeah, absolutely!
Is this meat?
You just look kind of plain.
- Tell them! - Nothing! Nothing happened!
It's not my fault. I'm sorry. It's your thing, not mine.
He was the god of night, lord of the smoking mirror.
face with some swill muncher from downtown.
Really?
My parents are going out tonight, maybe you...
Is that not a pencil necked virigin girl I see before me?
I can't. I need another beer.
Let's get your learn on.
is rare in a person of your years.
You can not walk into school like this!
Alright, if that's how you want it, sweet cheeks.
I'm sorry!
Not here.
You know, we could do it for you right now.
Did I say you I love you, man?
a powerful SOB.
Go on.
For a moment I really felt like part of it.
Speciality of the House! I call it 'Eggs What the Heck'
See what I'm saying?
That's OK for now but -
This looks bad. If it's gone and I have tits -
What's the point? I'm a girl, remember?
from homework due to cheerleading practice.
I'm so excited I could yell it from the roof tops!
You just messed with the wrong girl.
While your little wife whose looks have gone to the dodo -
She did it in the trailer park.
I admire you, Nell.
- To the end, bro. - Don't overdo it.
Does it have anything to do with Woody?
her interview with Yale tomorrow.
You can not be serious? A year of sabbatical? We're talking about Yale -
I had to leave my panties off.
Just searing off a couple of finger prints.
My precious little girl are going to Yale!
...I already knew that.
This is the regular number of tits but for a guy? What's going on here?
The thing about J-Lo is that...
Touchdown for The Razorbacks, folks!
Hey, watch it!
So you keep working on your strokes and banging those balls.
You lost me my girlfriend.
Well, how come I saw him with his tongue stuck down her throat.
I think Armani would be good for you.
Perfect words.
- Woody, are you up yet? - Oh, yeah!
Nell, aren't you forgetting something?
What about Chanel?
Stop that!
Sure.
Class, please turn to page 488. Paragraph...
But is she a princess?
This is all I've ever been.
Thank you!
It doesn't matter how big you are, every now and again you lose a swing.
Sweet lord!
Wood?
Nell's OK.
Carey told me we're all going in our jammies.
I think I know what's on your mind.
Pretty good, huh? It just flew right into my head.
Elton John: Candle in the Wind
- Hello, Woody. - Hello, Breanna.
Elton John: Candle in the Wind
No, you're telegraphing, you're way telegraphing.
There's nothing you can do to change that. Look at his family.
- You OK? - I'm fine thank you.
50 Cent, Pete Pablo, Marshal Mathers.