Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're a loser! - Yeah!

Sorry, Chuck, l can't hear you!

- Chad! No... - Oh, boy.

(AL MARTlNO SONG PLAYlNG )

The day will come when Claire will see what she's been missing.

# Oh, my darling Clementine...#

lf you kids think...

You should've seen me. lt was unbelievable.

Chuck doesn't think.

(TRUDY SQUAWKS, SNOWPLOUGHMAN SQUAWKS BACK)

where this record-breaking snowfall hasn't kept my fans from coming on out.

Lane, this snow day has given me a second chance with Claire.

- Come on. - No!

l gave this to Claire. What are you doing with it?

- Who will defend the universe? - The universe will be just fine.

l'd expect nothing else from the area's number one meteorologist.

l know you hardly even know the guy.

- Mahuuna aui? - lt means kiss my butt.

- So, you escaped the House of Pain. - Oh, yeah, it was no big deal.

Titan Tool & Dye, the Carousel Mall...

You're Claire Bonner and l'm Chuck Wheeler. America's dream team.

Why do l have to be the decoy? l'm the one who got the ketchup.

(CELLPHONE RlNGS )

Wait a second. You're gonna waste a snow day on some girl?

- Remember l said l didn't need you? - l guess you weren't kidding.

- You're a fraud. - Well, you're a joke, Tom. A joke.

Natalie? Natalie Brandston? Why, is she in trouble?

Trudy, why don't you take it from here? Atta girl. Here we go, baby.

You said anything can happen.

All right, but only a minute.

but ol' Chad was in the right place at the right time, once again!

Briefcase, check. Commuter mug, check.

Chasing some girl. Don't even ask.

And, of course, a big idiot dressed as a magic elf.

Chet's trying to break his all-time record. Oh, man. You blew it!

reaches all that cold, cold wind that comes from ol' Canada,

- l told you to lay down the rug. - We will.

- Are you catching any of this? - Oh, yeah.

Like l'm gonna tell you. You're a zero! You're nothing! A zip!

- And when she kissed me... - She kissed you?

You saved my butt! He was gonna kill me!

How easy is this? We give him his bird, and he gives us an extra snow day.

There's always gonna be that handprint when you climb out.

l'm gonna ask my friends to give me just a little push. l said a little one!

- Hal... - My spine. Help, l can't feel my legs.

Well, at least l can see the outline of my car.