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Say, that's right.
You can buy step ladders and garden hoses and cheeseburgers.
I was afraid of that.
I finally got Mr. Drysdale home, but he was hiring a hawk.
Granny, did you start that story?
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Guess who is here to see you?
And that's another thing, no tonic except as a going away present.
Put the truck away.
No, she just wanted to give me this for a refill.
It is better than that.
Hold it, hold it!
A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
At the... At the whatnot shop.
He needs a what-not shop.
When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?
It is ostentatious.
Was I all right?
Ellie Mae, you get off of him.
He was twice your age and she married him.
A member of international royalty.
Let's go show Uncle Jethro.
Jethro!
And while you're at it, find one to fit your mouth.
And perhaps I'd better do the talking.
Ellie Mae?
I declare Ellie Mae, you need a panelist.
No, Jed.
What are you?
I cut it.
Uncle Jed says it's all right to go ahead and get the uniform and the license, but then we got to come right back here and talk it over some more.
Light a fire, Jethro.
You told me and Ellie that... Get out!
Good.
A beautiful peach like the Countess ain't gonna hang on the tree forever.
I'll just up and quit!
That's what Jeff Rowe calls a drugstore.
I give him a double dose of uncut tonic.