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Never mind.
Put the sign on the front that said drugstore.
I got took to a whatnot shop.
Well, howdy there, Miss Countess, ma'am.
But if he does, he better be awful polite to Humphrey.
Do-do-de-do!
Well, hello, Ellie Mae.
Let's get some tonic.
Say hello to the countess, Ellie Mae.
Scared of him?
Granny, I want to have a little talk with you alone.
But the sign out front said drugstore.
Y'all come back now, hear?
Maria, ain't this kind of sudden?
Lookie here, Granny.
Can I be one of your knights?
I know, I know.
Now, would you please arrange to transfer a million or so from one of my Swiss accounts into your bank here?
How'd that do, Miss Countess?
But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Now you hurry back.
You know, the Countess flew 6,000 miles for some of your tonic.
I remember when Granny used to make it in a hollow stump.
That's just the beginning.
I hope you come back and take Vittles with us.
Go to Canada's, boy.
Well, lock the vault and tell her I'm not in.
But when a doctor like me walks in and tries to buy a few life-saving drugs,
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