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Last night, Carter was on his deathbed,
Oh, please do not tell me it was a sexist remark,
You've got more money than anyone
and I heard something I wish I hadn't.
To be between jobs,
And you didn't wear a suit.
Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.
And besides, don't you think
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
And everybody had an Uncle Earl.
Daddy?!
Twelve. Ooh.
That's from a song.
Mom, I've been trying to get ahold of you.
Okay, if this guy is an imposter, he's going to have
The going on down there?
Well, look who's here!
Oh, I've got a nanny cam hidden inside his house.
Well, don't be too upset.
No, I don't get that.
for Lois to get off the phone.
And then we have a chocolate, chocolate cake
Bob!
Well, you give them my best.
that this is a neighborhood, not a speedway track.
And I finished a book!
Stewie, this is going to sound crazy,
Hold it right there.
Yeah, I come here a lot.
I-It's-- I might've jumped the gun.
What? No. Yeah, who cares?
Too fast, too fast!
But what I'm saying is, I think Carter is sick
Holy crap!
Oh, hi, Brian.
Um, hey, what's up?
and I don't want to be all fuzzy-headed for that.
It's also edible because, you know, those people...
You could get a hair transplant.
Is that all?
You didn't plan on it, but it's happening.
I can wait. I might-- I might wait for a stall.
What if somebody close to you got cancer?
Ehh, I don't think so.