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I mean, I never kissed a man on the lips before.
Let me ask you, you think the Jets really have a chance of winning?
You can't do this. Goddamn it, you people are pieces of shit.
Okay, great.
She's a great big fan of you.
People really think that they have shit coming to them, you know?
You know, sometimes when someone helps somebody...
You get in, sir. You get in, come on, get in.
I mean, people always say it, and I always say:
I gotta go. It was nice to meet you though.
And now you're gonna--
Thank you, thank you, that's really nice.
Oh, yeah?
Sir, you can't carry this on the plane.
"Do you know who I am?"
Just play stupid, you know? Uh-huh.
Let him keep it.
Look, you go on now to your hotel, you forget I said it.
There are very few legitimate reasons to kick your mother in the vagina.
Wanna meet her?
Oh, man, that was.... Oh, boy. Whew.