Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It can be snow or Santa or beer or gin or rum or schnapps.

I enjoy his opinions on what's ruining America.

And, Santa, bless me with an internship at your company.

It's called Chez Restauranto,

People can be pretty selfish, I guess.

Because of ♪ Christmas magic ♪

I'm not taking anything anywhere

Now Dad doesn't get a Christmas present.

Isn't that right, Henry? No, Pop.

There he is. Go talk to him.

Talking about your heart, Bob, not your nipple.

Bobby, easy, easy.

It was in his desk. Look at him.

♪ Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ They're dying in the streets ♪

Well, he's out.

or breaking and entering department, thank you.

Bend... bend your knees

So I'll turn around.

The more you drum it, the more you lose?

More bean boy for the rest of you.

Right now? In front of everybody?

that make it look like a car.

Ah, not that but something else.

Well, I'm setting this timer to forever.

'cause you're doing it wrong!

All right, let's go.

Hey, Junior. How are things?

You have ten seconds to find a gift for Dad. Go!

I'd give you this big, beautiful bow,

You order a club?

Not a good idea to let my kids into your basement, by the way.

I-I'm just passionate.

I remember. I was still breast-feeding.

I didn't get him anything.

Crap, this happens every year.

Come on, people! Sing!

Yep, so now Dad only sees Grandpa in 15-minute intervals.

I don't think any of the other teachers would be good enough to replace her Gene! Can't we just postpone the show until Mrs Wohlgamuth's throat gets better? Okay Louise, don't panic. I've got an idea. Dad has a recipe for warm tea that will cure laryngitis.

Tina, new game.

Guys, guys, did you get presents for Mom and Dad?

but with, uh, different words.

Take your jokey burger specials and go!

But this is your house. That's okay.

We'll make you a tuna melt.