Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, what's that?

It's amazing, Austin.

And now you're a lemur...

The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling

You're surrounded! Drop your weapons!

Do I make you hungry buddy?

What do you think of these?

You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting.

alright this is ri-god-damn-diculous

You're all a piece of s**t and garbage!

She’s a biter

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982.

-Hi. -Hi there.

Be careful with that bag!

I found the explosives.

Sorry Matthew I'm late

What do you think of these?

Do i make you horny, Carlo? Do i?

You don't have to be cute with me.

You're quite good on your feet.

You mean a sensual massage?

When Anthony takes his shirt off

I hate yellow because it's the devil... I hate satan because he's yellow

I can’t stay mad at you.

What do you think of these?

I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.

Tu imagination esta jugando con ti, querido.

I grind because I lose And I lose because I grind

And I want a toilet made of solid gold But it's just not on the cards, is it?

Prepare to die, Powers!

Which is divided into two divisions...

It's OK. It's all right. Come on.

Figuratively…

Guy Childs Shall we fry

Christ, I'm getting all emotional from it, you know?

Are you suggesting we blow up NC State men's basketball? Would you miss it?

Baby Blue Making Waves

You ain't all that And a bag of potato chips

“carpet cleaning”

This is 2022 That kind of phone doesn't even exist

All right, everyone, you're dismissed.

Me Seeing a box of chocolate someone left on my desk

one hundred billion miles...

Co-Vid19 Alpha and Co-vid19 Zappa

I'm still alive

in the Nineties and traveled back--

We are sexy bitches. Yeah!

Oh Behave Amy Dawn

I don't know what I would do.

Better play it cool. Your friend works for Dr. Evil.

I know you edge to me little man

First we need to get past that one inept guard.

Do I make you want Candy ?

Sorry. I blarted.

Private, bring up the ram.

Sukunya, why don't you come with me to the USA

That's like saying, "I want a kajillion bajillion dollars."

Giant 'Laser' beats a microwave gun

Moon Unit Alpha...

Make love to me, monkey man.

Me finding out the price of glow fuel has gone up again!

Listen, I don't want you getting too close to Austin.

What the French call a certain...

When the moon reaches...

and the Earth is ruled by damned dirty apes!

Hello mommy Mommy can I have some chocolate

Austin Powers was frozen in 1967.

If we shift our resources away from evil empires and towards Starbucks, we can increase our profits five-fold!

I don't believe in science.

YOU'RE THE MARGARINE OF EVIL

No, we don't gnaw on our kitty.

What do you get when you fall in love?

I got stuck in your dirty pillows.

Number 2, you look so healthy and dayshift

What do you think of these?

Come on, Mr. President, show me the money.

shit-very-well by reputation

I'm rich, and I'm dead sexy.

I GOT STUCK IN YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS

Happy Birthday Squirrel I'm Laaaaate

What do you think of these?

I have his mojo.

Are you gonna squirt some? You gonna cry?

Afghanistan America’s new nuclear testing ground

What do you think of these?

It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.

I'm a hard case, he says.

I can guess, baby.

Just grab on to the hook, all right?

It means that this is the location of Dr. Evil's lair.

We’re like. sexy twin brothers?!

Indian food at lunch and it starts to turn

Yeah, that's nasty.

Now you're a lemur...

What do you think of these?

or some antibacterial cream.

Block all webdisk connections/IP's Would you miss it?

Can someone drop a bridge on him or something

It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me.

The retractable dog leash incident.

And I’m spent

What the hell was that?

Tell us about your father.

Are you suggesting that we blow up Iran?

why not just go back and kill Austin Powers...

Right, Idiot, yes..

Why don't you just listen to "Operation Wang Chung, " ass?

Look, all I'm--

He is exactly like you in every way.

Right in the mommy-daddy button!

You're lucky, wee man!

Just keep packing it in.

Sherlock No shit sherlock

Whose girlfriend?

And one for my cubes

DDDDD but doc?!

looks in no way like Southern California.

Hurricane unit alpha...

Listen, past Austin...

Which is it, baby... Spitz or Swallows?

I need an old priest and a young priest

try and use the big boy voice, OK?

All I asked for was a frickin' rotating chair, OK?

Are you suggesting that we blow Dandenong?

Look, Austin, we're running out of time.

Hey, get him. Get the baby!

I don't recall your name but your...

What hand? Talk to your hand?

I'd probably move on, get another replica.

It's a long road ahead.

Smashing, Baby!