Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me?
I bid you adieu.
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
Privates
When a customer says you look rude
TWO BALLS!
Well done, very good.
What do you think of these?
I can’t stand to be sent gifs more than three times
Begin laser ignition!
Too many “okays”
-Look, I'm Zippi Longstocking. -I can't--
Number 2, you look so healthy and dayshift
Smishing, Basil
Go, go, go!
Lower
I was wrong
I’ve got a dumper on deck that could chime a donkey
You're the Diet Coke of evil.
Try the hot pockets, they’re breathtaking
Mr. President, in twelve hours...
I don't need any consistency in the questions, do I?
Do I?
What do you think of these?
You're semi-evil.
I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
Oh, so that's why you--
I'm late
Nobody knows what you're talking about, ass.
How about no?
don't why don’t you just listen to it "Operation Wang Chung, " ass?
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
What do you think of these?
Just one calorie, not female enough
Hi There
twenty-four...twenty-three...
Just love him and stroke him.
Here goes nothing.
I'll do that.
has been thwarted by Austin Powers.
What is it, son?
Yes, sir.
I was just thinking that maybe we could work all this out.
OK, all right.
and they'll escape!
Cut me some frickin' slack.
If we shift our resources...
The essence. The right stuff.
We’re like sexy twin brothers
Hot... for... you
Give me moment, hmm?
C-Shift, stop humping the Generator
Well, it looks like a giant...
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Magma/Fire Puns
I've seen bigger
Do you think I'll be happy here in the Nineties?
Hello, Agent Shagwell.
Mr. Elvis Costello.
I am a sexy bitch
Dr. Evil.
Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mo-fo.
How About no
And one for Tweener
Remember, there's a time portal in the main chamber.
I love young pussy
You've been in the coldness of space.
You're fab, switched on, a bit of all right. Yes!
I'll set the controls for 1967.
I've seen bigger. That's...
In Like Flint
I’m Late
Let's go!
You take special care of him.
L
What OPS will say
Go to hell, Powers!
Wherever you go There you are.
You know it
I'm going to kill you anyway.
which is not good.
Mom?
That would be the first question in a new line of questioning...
Let's go.
You get the mojo, you keep your money...
and you're a big dope.
"FILE"
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Scott would think I was a cool guy
I got nukes up the ying-yang.
“Scott, you had your chance, Ok?
when we could process...
This time it's personal.
Fire the "laser."
Dr. Evil, we have a problem.
Has the sample been analyzed?
Wait a tick. Who are you?
-If you wanted-- -Shh!
But shouts rejected me
Can someone put a frickin' bell on him or something
N O T F O R
Good work!
What do you think of these?
And now you're a lemur...
Kanik, you complete me
le conseguí el monitor pero no fue fácil
Zip it. Unveil the time portal.
Just make love to me.
The belt is mine, you--
Groovy!
Are you suggesting we blow up the moon?
When did you get zee Clapper?
Ah, Mr. Powers, Ms. Shagwell...
Hello mommy can I have some chocolates?
Take care of yourself and each other.
Dr. Evil, you have a little of the...
I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour.
I've never felt better, Austin.
.
"File"
Kill them both!
Not really, I can’t back that up
What do you think of these?
So for at least until tomorrow
I've lost my Mojo
Prepare to die Powers
You're scheduled for a photo shoot...
Wait a tick.
OK, everyone, let's get started.
Scott, Daddy's working...OK?
No shit, Sherlock!
Ass
And I'm spent.
Dad, what's that?
Smashing, Baby!
Fat Bastard left a floater!
What do you think of these?
One for me...
See, you were gonna cry. You're a big man now, huh?
How about no, Scott?
He's my posse.
He kinda looks like a baby.
You.
What?
Smashing
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?