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-If you wanted-- -Shh!
Good work!
“Scott, you had your chance, Ok?
I can’t stand to be sent gifs more than three times
What do you think of these?
I don't need any consistency in the questions, do I?
"FILE"
Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mo-fo.
The belt is mine, you--
Privates
Go to hell, Powers!
N O T F O R
Do I?
Go, go, go!
Give me moment, hmm?
Ass
Number 2, you look so healthy and dayshift
Dr. Evil, we have a problem.
I've seen bigger
What is it, son?
.
Smashing, Baby!
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Let's go!
and you're a big dope.
This time it's personal.
I love young pussy
Hello mommy can I have some chocolates?
Take care of yourself and each other.
Are you suggesting we blow up the moon?
Try the hot pockets, they’re breathtaking
Hello, Agent Shagwell.
No shit, Sherlock!
How about no?
Remember, there's a time portal in the main chamber.
Yes, sir.
Cut me some frickin' slack.
And now you're a lemur...
Ah, Mr. Powers, Ms. Shagwell...
That would be the first question in a new line of questioning...
What do you think of these?
You.
You take special care of him.
Mom?
I've seen bigger. That's...
You're scheduled for a photo shoot...
When a customer says you look rude
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
How about no, Scott?
You're semi-evil.
You get the mojo, you keep your money...
when we could process...
Dad, what's that?
I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
Just love him and stroke him.
Hot... for... you
See, you were gonna cry. You're a big man now, huh?
Has the sample been analyzed?
Lower
Do you think I'll be happy here in the Nineties?
I've never felt better, Austin.
Groovy!
When did you get zee Clapper?
Kill them both!
Mr. Elvis Costello.
I'm going to kill you anyway.
which is not good.
Excuse me?
I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour.
Not really, I can’t back that up
Well done, very good.
Wherever you go There you are.
le conseguí el monitor pero no fue fácil
What do you think of these?
Wait a tick.
Scott would think I was a cool guy
So for at least until tomorrow
What?
I'll set the controls for 1967.
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
Smishing, Basil
Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Well, it looks like a giant...
Mr. President, in twelve hours...
And I'm spent.
What do you think of these?
"File"
I’m Late
I'm late
and they'll escape!
He's my posse.
twenty-four...twenty-three...
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Magma/Fire Puns
You know it
I was just thinking that maybe we could work all this out.
has been thwarted by Austin Powers.
I bid you adieu.
Just one calorie, not female enough
Nobody knows what you're talking about, ass.
What do you think of these?
What do you think of these?
I am a sexy bitch
Prepare to die Powers
And one for Tweener
Begin laser ignition!
L
Just make love to me.
I was wrong
Smashing
In Like Flint
don't why don’t you just listen to it "Operation Wang Chung, " ass?
Dr. Evil, you have a little of the...
Hi There
But shouts rejected me
OK, all right.
Oh, so that's why you--
He kinda looks like a baby.
Kanik, you complete me
TWO BALLS!
-Look, I'm Zippi Longstocking. -I can't--
If we shift our resources...
I’ve got a dumper on deck that could chime a donkey
Here goes nothing.
Let's go.
Can someone put a frickin' bell on him or something
Wait a tick. Who are you?
One for me...
I got nukes up the ying-yang.
I'll do that.
OK, everyone, let's get started.
We’re like sexy twin brothers
You're fab, switched on, a bit of all right. Yes!
I've lost my Mojo
Too many “okays”
You've been in the coldness of space.
The essence. The right stuff.
Fat Bastard left a floater!
You're the Diet Coke of evil.
Scott, Daddy's working...OK?
Fire the "laser."
Zip it. Unveil the time portal.
C-Shift, stop humping the Generator
Dr. Evil.
How About no