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sometimes we're forced to work the same shift.
in the music business today.
missing from her purse yesterday.
Boosting Salvation Army kettles now.
Go on.
Take it easy!
i used to think the elves were their kids
Don't be afraid, c'mon, sweetheart.
We're just working.
There's a quarter mil in there,
It's too late.
But, this time, I want to use Promstry Bank.
I'm in Asbury.
My head is clanging like a bell.
Ho-fuckin'-ho.
Fuck you, Santa!
The question is, what am I gonna do about Jackie?
my own personal funds.
Wait a minute.
From his description of his assailants,
Reporting live from downtown Newark...
I'm not making memes here unless this pigsty is cleaned up
Christmas Eve or Christmas day?
How was dinner?
Merry Christmas.
I remember him not bein' Santa.
I got sucked off at Rutgers
you went to a prayer meetin'?
the world don't run on love
How you doin', 'Mainy?
Hey! Watch the suit!
I was supposed to write everything down for you?
I don't know.
It was fuckin' stupid, I know it.
I should've seen it then, that's all.
The wife sends her love.
"not wasting your breath on the cocksucker"?
Go be with your family and open your presents.
You aura hypocrite
He's supposed to be here.
I haven't decided what to do with you.
No...please.
Speaking of which, who's that piece of ass?
That was a paranormal event.
with the red-tag garbage dumping in Paden City...
Come on, Janice, when's the last time
What happened to,
Two guys over there, at that table...
Just enjoying the tree.
Hey! Hey!
Yep.
What is that, sapphires?
John.
YOU BOTTOMED OUT
You should see the crowd of little people.