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Dubbed "dearduff the hooker," he murdered dozens
(groans)
"with the first stirrings of life,
I tried to hug a raccoon.
To move to rome after barney and robin's wedding.
No.
I just broke the ice for you.
You know, be locked out of his room.
I just wish I would've
Of unwary travelers with his sharpened hook.
Because...
Uh-oh.
I beg your pardon.
But you're a hell of a best man for getting me one, buddy.
By making excuses.
I think it's time I call my lawyer.
Well, thank you.
Man: We can see you, ron.
Run!
(groans)
He was worried that you might be scared
The drainpipe! What?
If it'll make you feel better?
And you didn't order prison sluts nine?
Why do we do that? I don't know.
Stop doing that joke after the editor
Fine, I'll delete the text.
You ordered it, so you have to pay for it.
I need you to delete the last text
Barney, did you swallow real versions
That's the problem with us-- we don't think
Yeah.