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Jackpot.
- Rich hot? What, like Bezos?
to captain the Evian boat, and she sank it,
I got scared when he threw the--
The avocado fish.
[line rings]
and that people don't yet think of as edible.
but LA is a desert with 3 million stoned idiots.
[sighs]
- And they're all pitching in, but no place on Earth
using his phone during a meeting?
- Sir. - Hmm.
♪
- Mm, um, I've actually got a meeting right now.
- I know. I'm so sorry!
[scoffs] Are you sure?
and according to all the reporters I've spoken to,
- Honk, honk, beep, beep. Am I right, guys?
AVOMAN69'S TAG REAL??!?!? Bottom text
billboards for "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
I asked for half-and-half and a splash of Nestle Quik.
Water table humor.
or make avocados magically appear,
- I'm glad you came by, Adolphus.
Take it to the mayor for real?
exclusively eats the feces of other fish.
- No, no, no, no, no.
We need a patch,
Alexa,
- [scoffs]
or did he really say that?
[chuckles] Sorry
[laughter] - All righty, then!
- I just want to thank Mayor Bremer.
- Shondaland, is that a real place?
Okay, you should--
instead of what I've been told is called pornography runoff.
- I'm sorry, what?
- No one named Chuck works here.
- Do you have a moment? - Of course, always.