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So what do you say?
- [snores] [farts]
- Delete that, and not just because
- What? - No, I was asking.
It's that feeling that you're in over your head
it went sideways fast.
♪
- You son of a bitch!
[upbeat music]
so you need me.
in which case, I will not negotiate.
I mean, it's the story of this city.
- Yeah, and you almost got away with it too.
mayor, truck driver,
That's my move, and I sleep like a toddler.
- If it's city business, it's never too late.
According to LinkedIn,
butt in the air, belly full of milk.
- It's this drought we're having.
We need to find something that's abundant,
- Makeup-free Monday, very brave.
- A reference to the presentation.
- Uh, sorry. What were you saying?
- Kiss it. - You distract it
- I'm sorry, is that just a folksy way of asking for money?
Thank you for your time.
♪
that feeling grows,
'Cause one of them got in the pool and laid eggs.
♪
Zing!
The whole city's out of avocados?
I'll be your own personal little Lunesta insect.
but it's got a taste for skirts.
but you wouldn't stop singing along with the radio.
while you took a handout from my taxpayers.
Now my baby's back on keto.