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the headlights were on.
it's misogynist to take unflattering photos of women.
- With kisses. - Guess what I found in there.
Ms. Meskimen?
- Or if it's a weekend, Six Flags.
♪
for the constant folksiness.
and also, Passover's coming up.
[electricity buzzing]
so I could fix every problem.
Oh.
- You want a kid? My sister's got two!
- Alexa, stop.
- Which brings us to the end.
and while Jayden distracted the dog...
weeping in the Whole Foods parking lot.
When I went out to move that truck,
Men are immune to it,
you were a vibe coordinator at The Wing.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wait a second.
- [weakly] No, I'm your boss.
- Whatever I was supposed to be doing today, cancel it.
- Good night, everybody! - Good night!
- Well,
It was just an excuse for you to stockpile avocados
about the kiss of death that you gave me.
It's blocking the H in Hass Avocado Farms,
- Yeah, your first 100 days are almost up,
- Sir, where are all your avocados?
- Hmm.
So what do you say?
the Billy McFarlands of Los Angeles,
- Look, writing checks to make problems go away
- So I talked to one of your drivers.
♪
So how are we gonna fix this, Adolphus?
"I can't operate on this boy. He's my son,"
You okay? - Mm-hmm.
'Cados.
Brown,
If only the LA River had water in it
You can go ahead and kill her.
Oh, no, what was that?
- Ms. Shaw?
'Bout Cho Chang?