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- We'll be right back. - [retches]
- Avocados are back on the shelves,
Tick-o-tockety, friend.
- Yes! Please, I'll do anything!
[crunching]
is not how I do things.
[laughter]
- Oh, gosh, that's hard. It's so good.
You get all the headlines.
♪
And then we rebrand it as...
“Почему он не вызывает тревогу?!”
- Tick-o-tockety for you.
- Wow, and it's, uh, green, just like guacamole.
- Sir, a photo op and a positive headline
Santa Monica, Burbank, Shondaland.
are bearing the brunt of this crisis.
- [whispering] No further questions.
- Arpi, if we deprivatize the borings process,
is affecting the whole region.
We don't have time for you!
You smell like the bathroom at a ferry terminal.
but I feel terrible about what happened today,
- Oh. Hello, sir.
[alarm ringing] - Dad, what's going on?
but you fell asleep last night while I was talking to you.
- Um, no, no, it's me.
so obsessed with avocados in the first place?
had gotten on the plane.
Don't listen to anyone who says its real name
- I think I'm gonna be all right.
is pulling turtles apart to get their liquid.
- Because they harden.
but it's gonna be okay.
- I know what kept me up at night when I was your age.
I'm sorry to be calling so late,
- What do you mean, you haven't gotten any?