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- So would you like to sleep?
Well, absorb away, you walking phreatic zone.
That was a chair.
- Depth? [laughs]
- Finally.
I was thinking you could go more in-depth?
- Take some melatonin and watch a Cardi B ASMR video.
- Well, if it isn't the man of the hour.
boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring,
- So how was the rest of your night?
- Um, yes.
- Ah. What's that supposed to prove?
- Now, get out of here.
tractor trailer license, and the next day,
Let's go to Chuck with the w-- Chuck with the weather.
[bell dinging]
so it's a hard no, Arpi.
- Yup, now, eat it quick before it hardens.
- This cannot be how you end your first 100 days, sir.
I've actually got a trucker's license.
- You can't mess with people's water, Arpi.
Common street names include wa-wa, the drink, God's tears.
- Adolphus Hass is here to see you.
- I really responded to... graph.
- Oh, all my friends call me Adolph.
- Well, then why does it say "do not eat" on the tag?
I get water. People get their 'cados.
[bright music]
- My children need their healthy fats.
Oh, I'm so glad you called.
[cell phone ringing]
- So yesterday,
and they can't get them. - Nodding, getting it.
- You must be mistaken. I don't have any drivers.
- We just need to find the next fad.
This is a business problem,
[pool balls clatter]
[quirky music]