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...because if anyone had said anything to me...
Say you got a big job interview and you're nervous.
So guess who heckled me at the club last night.
- Off the wagon? - I think it's off the wagon.
I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.
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- Name a couple. - Who do I like?
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I saw your expression.
- Oh, boy. Can you smell it? - No, I can't smell it.
Perhaps I shall call you... Brian
I could lose my job. I gotta keep her quiet.
That is damn good cigar!
Kissing is sex
Why it'll be our little secret...
So George told me that you left the drink next to Dick's on purpose.
- Say it. - I said it.
It was just a little red dot.
It's Cape Fear.
He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it.
Who do you read? - I like Mike Lupica.
- Oh, you told her, didn't you? - No.
Who do you read? I like Mike Lupica.
Yeah, chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too.
When the nipple makes its first appearance Of course
I would say...