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- Come on, swear. - No.
Merry Christmas
And then he kicked me with the other foot...
- Who said that? - She did.
And he started to walk away.
Is that correct?
Is that cashmere?
I got the cranberry juice.
What am I doing here?
I repeated the word. Cashmere, cashmere...
I had a feeling you would like it.
- Convulsing? - I don't know. I'm trying to help you.
But I didn’t want the change Georgie I wanted the cashmere
I got news for you. I'm funnier than you are.
I'd sell my wardrobe for a cashmere cardi
...and blades that are kind of serrated?
Is that cashmere?
Oh, Gordie Porgie.
- Well, I can see it. - But you know where it is.
- I can't believe I get paid for this. - God.
You never had sex in the office before?
When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town.
I've always been attracted to cleaning women.
And he said:
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
What's that red dot on your monolith?
Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day.
- I'm not saying anything. - Yes, you are.
Merry Christmas!
Should I not have done that?
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
What? What red dot? What are you talking about?
Get out of here.