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- Would you do me a favour? - Okay.
- Yeah. - It's George.
Hey, George, did you buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it...
- What? - Listen, take it off.
- You swear? - I'm not swearing. I don't wanna swear.
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Nah
I couldn't afford anything.
Merry Christmas
They had the hand blower instead of the paper towels. You know this thing?
Oh, but I grabbed onto his leg...
How much did he save?
...because I'm afraid I'm gonna leave somebody out.
- Come on. - Okay. Well, what am I drinking?
Do you have any bigger knives?
That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell.
Nah
Oh, a cashmere sweater.
They're having a little fling, so don't say anything to anyone.
- ...and this wouldn't have happened? - You knew he was an alcoholic.
Think they brought it in pieces...
That's the kind of knife I'm looking for.
Takes a little bit longer, but I feel when you're in a room...
Of course it's cashmere.
...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time.
Jerry, George, what are you doing here?
Do you want to stand there having people going:
This is beautiful. Is it cashmere?
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
You're still here? You're a dynamo.
- I have no room. - My foot's sticking out.
Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
I can't believe I get paid for this.
Over here.
She's asking me all kinds of questions about it.
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