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- I thought you were being sarcastic. - Usually a safe assumption.
I mean, maybe he didn't say it because he just wasn't ready.
Wait. Captain Oats had too much champagne...
Because I'm trying to keep a low profile these days.
Happy New Year.
I like you. So does she.
We're at the penthouse of the Four Seasons.
I thought we could hang here.
Two images that shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She had the benefit of not getting kicked out of three schools in three years.
I'm sorry. The party got a little out of hand.
Kidding.
- To do nothing. - Who's Oliver?
I hate to defy the GPS lady, because she gets so cross.
- Happy New Year. - Thanks.
I will talk to you any way that I want.
We're not going to a party. We made plans.
- Marissa Cooper. - What's wrong with you?
Your sister's here.
Saying it's easy.
- Pretty much, yes. - No. I'm leaving.
But, hey, at least we have each other.
- She is probably out of money, though. - Hailey's here.
And you love her?
You can't keep living your life like this, like you have no responsibility.
Look, I get it. I get that you're upset, okay?
- Just hear me out. - I don't know why you're back.
Married 17 years, the first things that go are the full sentences. Welcome back.
I know. I was there.
Wait for me.
- What about dairy? Grains? - Actually, we feel good about the grains.
Chest hair. And a new friend.
I'm gonna...
Nice of the doctors to keep the offices open today...
This conversation is over. You want to go, then go.
I'm up.
We should join Friendster, meet new people.
- What happened? - Long story.