Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Why don't you just go to this party? - Because we had plans, and...

Yeah, that's Ryan. He's...

- You guys look hot. - Hey, don't sound so surprised.

Well, guess we'll be staying in tonight.

I have Captain Oats and Carson Daly, so...

I'm staying here, watching movies. Like we agreed.

You're okay about tonight?

You're Kirsten's sister Hailey, right?

- No, we don't. So let's go. - We couldn't possibly stay, could we?

When possible, please make a U-turn.

Me either. Seth Cohen is, like, so 2003.

Dad and Julie Cooper?

Clean and sober 11 months.

- At the spot by the place. - Four-footers. I heard that too.

Oh, my God. Is this from Talbots?

No. Too close to call. We're not ringing in '04 the same way we spent '03.

You are dangerous.

- Where's your lady friend? - Out at a party.

Great. My girlfriend's kissing some guy, and I'm stuck here with a lunatic.

What am I gonna wear tonight? A little Ann Taylor, little Ralph Lauren.

...so we have someone new to ring in the new year with.

I just hope there's a deviled egg. I'm starving.

And she's doing her freshman thing. You know, having fun, partying.

Thank God. Because you know I...

- Hey, people I know. - Where?

Costa Rica, building churches.

You know, I should come back more often.

- It's your house. - Right. And it's your girlfriend with Oliver.

- Good night. - Thanks for coming.

I didn't want to be alone on New Year's.

You ask me, your husband's having a lot of fun for someone who's not in a rut.

As opposed to here, where it'll just be us.

When we get back, we'll talk about your plan...

Sadly, I think it's just us tonight.

...I'm going right.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

- An older woman? - Not really.

- Oh, my God. - I think we're at a swingers party.