Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you excited for your annual fuckfest with Simon Sex?
Shut the fuck up and hide under the bed like the cum stain you are.
Just say it. Jesus. It doesn't have to be such a big deal.
-With pleasure!
Remember to tell him beforehand you want to keep the stuff that comes out.
Unless someone takes matters into their own hands.
Yeah, right. Bye!
Ha-ha-ha! You're gonna shoot me, you fucking weirdo?
-That's not what I said. -But it's what you think!
Oh, my. What's this freaky little box do?
Ooh, Walter, care to expand on your rude comment?
What's "the Dolly"?
I guess murder's not such a big deal. It's just, uh…
Yeah, I do love him. Thank you!
Hey, waiter lady. Two more Bloody Marys.
-Want me to tell her you love her too? -Sure, she sounds nice.
I don't know!
Oh, dear.
Oh, my God, you're such an asshole.
Oh, Rochelle, that makes me happier than… than hour five of an ayahuasca trip.
and meets in the middle where your genital grows.
Okay, but I'd rather make love to you. I mean, for many, many hours.
He seems to be listening to a Mariah Carey album from start to finish.
-I hate you so much! -Well, you're stuck with me.
T-shirts! Get your T-shirts! We got Mickey Mouse with tits.
Oh! A firearm.