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I know, but it's over--
-Emmy, please. I-- -You know what? Fuck you, Rochelle.
I wish I could do that.
Emmy! Honey, honey, you're getting very hate-wormy. Are you okay?
how fucking self-centered you are.
and I've been keeping it from her!
That is butter, ma'am.
Oh, someone's EpiPen is down here. Aiiee!
All right, we got a shout-out in her tirade!
"Pathetic Loser With a Hideous Braided Belt"?
Excuse me, barkeep? Hello?
The Mexico City office.
No, nope. Not at all.
I mean, logically, I can't be upset about Rochelle and Dante.
-Think Sting without a deadline. -Uh… Oh, God.
What is your deal? Why are you telling everyone "I love you" all of a sudden?
but then he came here, and he told me he loves me, and…
Aw, Pete. So you think I have big tits, huh?
Listen, where I'm from, we have a saying,
I love it.
You like it? I bought it just for this conference.
Yeah, I already booked an appointment to get my stomach pumped.
-It's not? -No, no, no. I'm here because I love you.
What's up, Maury? That's your fourth sigh in two minutes. Spit it out.
Okay, you should drink some water.
Okay. Okay, I get it. Let me think.
I don't know, I guess I'm just an affectionate guy.
not in love with you.
and I'm so, so, so, so sorry I kept it from you.
Stop! Float there naked.
And I hate how this room suddenly got…
Baby, I'm in love
-You are a goddamn poet, man. -And you're a warrior, Maury. I love you.