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while lust is cheap and disappears after a nice fat O.
You know when love and lust work together…
I mean, that could put down a fuckin' horse.
Spunk Tank. Take a dip in the Spunk Tank.
You actually thought you were going to murder me and steal my wife?
-Hey, I love you, too, brother. -Wow.
And I'm gonna put both my thumbs in your butt.
-Oh, okay! Lookie what I found. -Be careful with that.
There's a rule?
Okay…
You know, usually when I open envelope, is money for fellating penis.
Is she okay?
Hi, housekeeping? Would it be possible for you to blindfold a housekeeper
Well, 'cause it'd be fuckin' weird to say it to you.
Hey, thanks a lot, man. I love you.
Hello? I know you can see me.
Nothing! I'm just really, really
Hey, Simon Sex, you beautiful bastard. How are you?
-No! No, no, no! -I'm dying!
You're truly unwell!
So… you maybe wanna give up your table? There's kind of a line.
Yeah, of course.
Look at this room! It is a mess!
We got Homer Simpson titty-fucking a Bart Simpson.
Indeed! Hurt me, lover.
I heard a guy in Iceland made a car that runs on ejaculate, it's called--
Yeah, nobody.
Emmy, sit down, you're making a fool of yourself.
They should make a drink called, "Backstabbing Whore on the Beach."
Well, I've gotta run. I'm getting a drink with Philip Fuck before my seminar.
Well, IIII am going to the business center
And miss an exclusive opportunity to network with industry thought leaders?
Please don't turn away.
-You're positively demented! -Mmm, yes.
Get over here, and bring that chewed-up piece of shit dick with you.