Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-No! No, no, no! -I'm dying!

Emmy, sit down, you're making a fool of yourself.

You're truly unwell!

We got Homer Simpson titty-fucking a Bart Simpson.

Nothing! I'm just really, really

Please don't turn away.

I heard a guy in Iceland made a car that runs on ejaculate, it's called--

I mean, that could put down a fuckin' horse.

And I'm gonna put both my thumbs in your butt.

And miss an exclusive opportunity to network with industry thought leaders?

You actually thought you were going to murder me and steal my wife?

Hey, Simon Sex, you beautiful bastard. How are you?

Well, I've gotta run. I'm getting a drink with Philip Fuck before my seminar.

Hi, housekeeping? Would it be possible for you to blindfold a housekeeper

-Oh, okay! Lookie what I found. -Be careful with that.

So… you maybe wanna give up your table? There's kind of a line.

Yeah, of course.

Look at this room! It is a mess!

Hello? I know you can see me.

Spunk Tank. Take a dip in the Spunk Tank.

Well, 'cause it'd be fuckin' weird to say it to you.

-Hey, I love you, too, brother. -Wow.

Hey, thanks a lot, man. I love you.

Indeed! Hurt me, lover.

-You're positively demented! -Mmm, yes.

You know, usually when I open envelope, is money for fellating penis.

Well, IIII am going to the business center

Get over here, and bring that chewed-up piece of shit dick with you.

There's a rule?

while lust is cheap and disappears after a nice fat O.

You know when love and lust work together…

They should make a drink called, "Backstabbing Whore on the Beach."