Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, I'm a pawn in your shameful sexual chess game.
Shame and sex mixed together.
-You're such a smug bitch!
You still agree with that statement, correct?
Well, you're gonna die hungry, boo, because the kitchen is closed this year.
-Go on, you can call me whatever you like. -No! My husband, Arsalan.
"Life is short, so come upstairs to my room and fuck me."
Walter, my love. You look good enough to eat.
No, it's Lionel.
Good for them, I love those guys. I fucking hate you, though.
Simon Sex, what is more important to the human experience, love or lust?
-He really is the fucking worst, right? -Of course!
when he never gave a fuck about me.
Oh, my naughty little Instant Pot--
-Go, Vlad, go! -You're a shoo-in for this one, babe.
The winner is
No! A long fall is painless. Too good for him. Use this instead.
You thought wrong. Now, take off your cloak, you rat-fuck.
who is riddled with chlamydia, which I gave to him.
Yeah, it felt weird immediately coming out of my mouth. I'm sorry.
-And if you don't know ayahuasca-- -Let me guess, it's the best part?
No, thank you.
And I can't wait to judge all your shameful dalliances from the sidelines.
Please welcome Vladimir,
Yeah, but not just me though, right?
-Hey, I'm glad you're here.
-What? That's a million times worse! -No! No, it's better.
Well, good. Let's keep it that way.
Hey, amigo, amigo, since you're getting so many T-shirts,
I know! Now that we said "I love you,"
Well, neither.
Oh!
No, I think they're very normal.
Are you into me?