Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fifteen! Whoo! That sounds like a lot of sex.
Anyhoo, I'd like to tell you all a little story
You hang up first. No, you hang up first.
No time left to procrastinate
Come on, baby.
except you don't really have the "good,"
Manger danger! Manger danger!
(CLATTER)
Rancid lard? Aw, you shouldn't have.
Christmas is a family day
Paper cut!
You know, Simpson, we've had our dust-ups.
What a beautiful Hanukkah bush!
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Now hold still.
Oh! Thank you, boys.
Oh, Hoyven good King Herod,
Don't you worry. I got plenty of rooms in my inn,
Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.
or my name ain't Young Abraham Simpson! or my name ain't Young Abraham Simpson!
all with brand new carpeting.
I guess I must've run into a sudden storm.
I was a Navy pilot in the Pacific.