Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got the Messiah's nose! I've got the Messiah's nose!
Hmm?
Yup. I was a Navy pilot in the Pacific
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.
How'd you like to be the Archduke in charge of coconuts?
Cyrus, I miss you every day.
Grr. Why should I care? it's all humbug
The Christmas rush has cleaned me out
(CHUCKLES)
And yet, lam with child.
Oh, my God!
bearing gifts for the King of the Jews.
Somebody should've beat you with a tricycle years ago!
H Y
I say we call it a Christmas tree.
Aw...
Maybe next year, huh?
Sorry, Chuckles. Change of plan.
You know how your paperboy always sends you a Christmas card
Oh, Bart, Why'd you ask him a follow-up question?
That's quite a tale, Grampa.
Which alternative am I opening so first?! Which alternative am I opening so first?!
Bad news, Ned.
(WHIRRING)
On this island, military rank means nothing.
Frankincense.