Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh!
with his home address on it?
Well, he will be able to heal the sick.
It's true, I tells ya! (BELLS JINGLING)
(GROANING)
It's because you're using regular batteries.
Gah! Except for that!
(YAWNS)
So many little plastic Christmases ruined.
(LAUGHING) No. You hang up first.
Can you do something?
Okay, Christmas, Christmas...
Hmm, you like physical comedy, eh?
because you don't have to pay for the music rights.
Every year at this time, I show what's probably my most-requested clip!
Oh, it's nothing really. Just seagull brains and snail goo.
I said wives, not girlfriends.
Uh, the King of the Jews we seek is a newborn child.
(ALL GRUNTING)
Diamond ring, a vase by Ming some kind of useful kitchen thing
Ah, wise man. eh? Pick two.
What do you have against Santa?
(GRUNTING)
It's not over! It's just intermission!
(CLEARS THROAT)
But I loved him all the same.