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(URGES REINDEER)
And I'll never mention him again.
Who cares? lt's Christmas. I want to shoot something.
Mmm.
Last year's eggnog, a green hot dog
You can have the barn.
so what do you have really then?
Hmm? Maybe a little toot off the old wineskin will cheer me up.
So, not a doctor.
Hail, Quackie!
Probably not.
Oh, it's never anybody's decision.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Caesar just invented the caesarian!
Ho-ho... (GROANS) Ow!
Donder! Blitzen!
(GRUNTS)
These are advanced phrases for daily Conversation.
Even Burns was starting to look good to me.
Mmm, mmm, mmm...
Good thing I stole two of these off dead soldiers.
(WAILING)
Oh, I'm not the father. I'm not a wise man. I'm nothing!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
BOTH: Ow!
He's German! That's good eatin'!
Because Christmas Eve is here
To shoot the breeze And eat Chinese
There they go! I see his head-dealie!
(HORN HONKING)
(CHUCKLES)
I think you're really gonna like this.
and bring him to me!
No one will ever speak or write of this again.
Let's go, you flying hat rack! (GRUNTS)
ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, The Energizer Bunny Christmas Special.
(GASPS) It's Santa!
Shalom, everybody!
(SINGING) The Simpsons
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