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“Give the audience snowballs,“ they said.
Thanks for everything, Abe.
We're still doing Act Two! I'll be in the audience.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Not you!
I know! It's weird, isn't it?
Thank you.
(HOMER HUMMING)
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
He screwed me over back in WWII.
I said we're free!
(MOOING)
I give up. I give up.
Oh, it's just what I wanted!
And I'm keeping all the toys for myself,
(BLEATING) D'oh!
That's every man's worst nightmare!
BOY: I wanted you to tip me!
(SCOFFS) Tell me about it.
You useless waste of socks! That ain't no Kraut!
Now!
No, I'm not worried. Not as long as I have my good luck charm.
(QUACKS)
I waited and waited. But Santa never came back.
Boys, I'm almost ready.