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Maybe I should come back another time.
maybe I wouldn't have had the bad luck I had.
How come you didn't be with your mother in Palermo?
- It's nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you.
What are you doing?
I'm here. You're late!
call me after you tell her, OK?
- Did you see la bella luna last night? - Ah, si.
But,
How long must I wait?
halfway to Sicily, you'll be green and sweating.
You think you're the only one who ever shed a tear?
Lo so. Va bene, va bene!
- Loretta! - OK, I'm sorry. I'll do it today.
Oh. Nice to meet you. I'm Rita Cappomaggi.
- Where did Johnny find you? - He knew my husband who died.
What's that smell?
Bobo, take the cart away.
She's asleep. Look at all the flowers.
- Wow. - Look at that.
You're supposed to be in Palermo.
And Johnny came in here.
I'm in love with this man.
- Thanks, Ma. - You're welcome.
it's johnny cammareri!
He's a plumber.
19 Cranberry Street, Brooklyn.
Today she tells me that she never loved him,
So what do I got? I got no man, no baby, no nothing.
I don't know where I've been and I don't know where I'm going.
Yes, Mrs Castorini. I would love some.
So what's your news?
instead of at the City Hall with strangers at the door,
- It's a man's ring! - It's temporary!
My brother Johnny took my life from me.
He has his!
Well, we're gonna get married.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Stupid yourself.
What's the matter with you?
You haven't once said you like my dress.
I AM A GENIUS
- But it is. - Not to me!
- Have you called my brother? - No. I'm sorry, no, not yet. I forgot.
It’s Johnny Camnarerie!
This is the most tormented man I have known.
All right?
- Be quiet, Raymond! - Hey! How about a date tonight?
Let's go into the kitchen.
We can talk about it, right? Everybody knows.
- That woman was a student of yours? - Sheila? Yeah, she was.
My lady friend has a personality disorder.
- I was dead. - Me, too.
Son of a bitch!
- I know. - You should think about this.
Nothing can replace the family, Loretta.
I should have taken a rock and killed myself years ago.
A good bachelor customer for 20 years.
It costs money because it saves money.
All right, I'm guilty. I confess.
You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap.
I held out for love.
I told her we were to be married and she got well right away!
Hey guys, why don't we make her some soup, and get her some juice and things? That's a great idea. I can get a pot!
Yes, John Anthony Cammareri, I will marry you. I will be your wife.
Johnny's got a big apartment. We'll move in there.
Thanks.
And go to confession.
Come on! Andiamo! Insieme.
Sit down. Have some coffee.
I am a genius!
Yes, Ronny. In front of all these people, I'll marry you.
How am I supposed to do your income tax with this mess you've got here?
And die!
- Oh, look at that. - It's something, isn't it?
I don't believe in curses.
Ah, red roses.
Flight 604 for Rome with connections to Palermo is now boarding at gate 43.
It's too much like death.
So, five years ago, you got your hand cut off and your woman left you.
Oh, she's got it.
Howl, howl!
- I got a lot on my mind... - Don't say that.
Amen.
The guy who sends those spends a lot of money
Listen, would anyone like some coffee?
- My mother is slipping away. - How long do I have to wait?
What about the wedding?
You'll ruin the evening... Patricia, please, don't leave.
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