Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, Bobo, yeah. Let me have a martini, no ice, two olives.
I like it well done.
Me getting New Years texts at midnight When I’ve been asleep since 9:30
"I Put A Curse On That Plane That It's Going To Explode, Burn And Fall Into The Sea."
- If I marry you, my mother will die! - What do you mean? We're engaged!
Old man! You give those dogs another piece of my food,
I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.
I lied to him.
Dai! Piano, piano!
Look.
- Do you love him, Loretta? - Ma, I love him awful.
It's fantastic.
- Will you marry me? - What?!
Of what? Only God can point the finger, Loretta.
And I have something to tell you. But I must talk to you alone.
Tell him the truth, Thet find out anyway.
Ciao, cara, ciao. Buonanotte.
- Why isn't he here telling me this? - He's flying to Sicily. His mother's dying.
You're 42 years old. She's still running your life.
This is modern times! There ain't supposed to be miracles.
Non tirare. Non tirare!
Because I know who I am Perché so chi sono
What?!
In that light,
God.
Stephen Miller
I can't invite you in because I'm married.
Good. When you love 'em, they drive you crazy cos they know they can.
Andiamo! Andiamo a casa.
Stupid.
Animal! What an animal!
Oh, I must ask for that back.
I gotta go. I'll take the deposit to the bank,
Animal
Loretta,
Well, stick around. Don't go on any long trips.
I forgot to make the deposit.
- So, will you live here? - No.
- 25 dollars? - Yeah.
Come here!
My one chance of happiness.
This way.
You must pay for the wedding of your only daughter.
- What's the matter, Pop? - I'm old.
Loretta.
- I'm here. - You're late.
a couple of precious months.
it cost money because it saves
I bake bread
The mourners, and me, and herself.
That’s it
What is she gonna do with the rest of her life if she don't get married?
Ah, si, la luna. La bella luna.
- I got a lot on my mind. - What?
Take out the grey.
I find women charming.
- What about Johnny? - You're mad at him.
Now he's married, gone to Florida.
- I won't come. - You've gotta give me away.
You don't even know. You're just imagining it. He's too old.
A few weeks,
I don't wanna talk about it.
- That don't sound like Johnny. - Well...
That seems like a lot
MOONSTRUCK IT'S JOHNNY CAMMARERI!
- All right. The engagement is off! - You will see this is the best thing.
No.
And you were a lamb. As soft as... milk.
It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring.
she was happy.
Not... not like they told you love is.
- I wanna go home. - No.
It's a father's duty to pay for the wedding.
This time I'm gonna get married in a church and have a big reception.
Then she catches on that I'm just this burned-out old gasbag
I'm gonna marry your brother and you're gonna leave me alone for ever, right?
Now he's gonna play that damn Vicki Carr record
He's getting his.
I ask her out for a date.
There's the kind of pipe you have, which is garbage.
How come you got butter on your tie?
And it's funny, cos when my fianc�e found out about it...
It's very bright. Oh...
Non avete capito niente.
You're coming?
You're right, Papa.
That's the bad blood between you and Johnny?
Look.
- You're not sleeping? - I can't sleep any more.