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- What's with this suspected? - I'll tell you later.
and see a young woman's face
- I guess you can't invite me in. - No.
It ain't over til it's over
All right.
My name's Ronny.
Give it here!
- On the floor? - Yeah, on the floor.
I'm freezing.
I tell ya, I won't do it!
- We're not close. I'm not... - Ouch!
That'll give you a base for your stomach.
Signora Castorini... your minestrone.
Bye.
Pop, I've got news.
What is life?
Now wait a minute, honey. Listen, all right.
A month from today
I got my hat, all right, all right.
Do you know about me?
It's not Johnny.
Is he all right?
I would have sprung for the ring if it was me, capisce?
There's an old saying my mother taught me.
Two weeks... No more.
Also another thing that could help Cosmo is that Loretta needs to eat something nice, and healthy like some chicken soup with some veggies. That would be really good for her. Did you hear that?
He doesn't like you. But thank you for answering my question.
Mille grazie.
it cost money because it saves money
- Who's the man? - Johnny Cammareri.
Anything else, folks?
and she's as fresh and bright
Hi.
What sins have you to confess?
I must find the right moment.
People home.
Well, marriage is happy news, right?
She's a very pretty mental patient.
once I slept with my fianc�'s brother,
What? Would you come with me tonight to the Opera?
Loretta,
Very good, Mr Johnny.
What's the matter, Pop?
I think you like to roll around in the mud and I don't. That's fair...
Sure.
You got any whiskey? How about you give me a glass of whiskey?
Ah, very good.
What do you do?
My mother is dying.
I’ll say no more
So we'll sell the house.
- So. Who's coming? - Just me. I want to eat.
- May I ask you a question? - Yeah, go ahead.
You did it before and it didn't work out.
I'm glad everybody ain't like you, Loretta.
No.
Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight?
And you’re a son who doesn’t Love it’s pigeon
I don't know what to advise my son.
I looked out the window
I helped you pick it out. It had two pairs of pants!
- What's got into you? - I don't know. I really don't know.
Goodnight.
- What did you do? - What did I do?!
- Who's that? You're engaged. - You're married.
You've got them bad eyes, like a gypsy. Why didn't I see it yesterday?
- Oh, my God! - What?
If you and Johnny moved in and had a baby...
And then,
I'm gonna kick you till you're dead.
Get rid of all evidence of her and bring me a big glass of vodka.
Are you listening to me?!
It makes you look like an angel.
Yeah.
You spend time, because you save time
Pop, I had no reception, no wedding cake, no nothing.
Will you hold this? Thanks.
All right. You know I was married and that my husband died.
Hi, I'm home!
Let's get outta here. I'll buy you a drink.
A place where there used to be something.
Andiamo.
and full of promise as moonlight in a martini.
I have No money
- Let's eat while it's hot. - Where's Loretta, huh?
How did I know that that man was a gift I couldn't keep?
- Ah, thanks, comrade. - It's nothing.
They get some turnout for this stuff, huh?
I've seen the wolf in everybody I ever met
- I have my eyes open. - Oh, yeah?