Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's the weekend, so I'm gonna make this brief.
I thought we were gonna be friends. But now I just can't wait for you to leave.
You're trying to use a daughter to manipulate her father.
- You mean, the first time? - Oh, Kaitlin, you're up.
Yeah, you're getting busy.
By the way, I promised that we'd keep quiet about it...
Right, so you can save me one more time in front of Marissa.
...for hosting Kaitlin's birthday party.
But I'm gonna take care of it, I'm rescheduling the interview.
A table by the window.
You're small and you're cute. People like you.
Why are you all bundled up like that?
This whole Johnny triangle we're all trapped in.
- Oh, hey, Summer. - Hi.
That's something that I'm gonna have to work on...
I just can't focus on fixing other people's love lives when my own is such a mess.
Yeah. Gangly, mop head, barely has an ass.
Another story about how growing up, it was always about me?
Has Newport been taken over by the Taliban?
- I tried to talk to Summer. - And?
For a night surfing lesson?
How about this?
Well, we can try.
Because I was embarrassed.
Now she's his most trusted adviser. She used to have a thing for me.
I'm passionately devoted to my work on the board of the Children's Museum.
Johnny.
- He's drunk and he's gonna get hurt. - He's really in trouble?
Oh, no, the Atwood grunt. That's never a good sign.
All right, so... What the hell?
...with secret attics where they hide stolen money and porn.
Oh, my goodness, it's Laura Cross. Laura. Hi.
Sandy, you're a great guy, but maybe you don't have the stomach for this.
Ryan. Ryan. Come on, wake up.
I love you. And I think you love me too.
That's why I wanted to get everything out.
...and the lady swooned.
I told you, I don't wanna play strip pinochle.
You wanna get down?
- Just us together. Isn't that great? - Yeah.