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Seth is really into that movie.
- She asked you to dinner? - She did.
- All right, I'll work on my excuse. - That's a good idea.
Hey, Marissa! Marissa!
I mean, she screwed up, but she's still pretty much a kid.
- Julie. - Hi.
We have to bend the rules if we wanna win the game.
No, it's about me.
- Hi, Ryan. Feel like a bagel? - I do. Thank you.
- I was doing yoga, plus I had bad gas. - Gross.
If you don't stop, you'll turn into one of those creepy men...
Once and for all.
- What do you say? - Okay.
- Johnny, just come down! - What's that?
You do that, and I'll keep quiet about the rest.
I told you to stay away from me, and you showed up at my house.
Good. Just making sure you're staying afloat. I know you got lots of stress.
- Remember what I used to always get? - Gold Medal Ribbon.
My Brown interview did not go so well. Actually, it didn't go at all.
What's the matter? Let me guess, Marissa or Johnny.
That's fine. Let's go downstairs.
That'd look great on a bumper sticker.
I told her.
- But I thought it was good. - I thought it was amazing.
Look, we have to be honest with each other, or this is never gonna work.
I'm gender-blind, that's the thing.
- What? He's gone? - Yeah.
- I got scared. - Scared?
She needs to figure out her relationship with Johnny, pronto.
What do you want from me?
So don't come.
In all my years of loving ladies and getting nothing in return...
Finally. You're home. What'd you do, take the scenic route?
- It's Proust. - See?
Oh, great. Now we have to ply more people with women and liquor.
Something about a tractor-trailer accident.