Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The audio phone book, A-L, as read by Dan Halen.
- How long can I ride this train? - I'd say about four... ever.
That's right. I stripped you of your dignity.
- Get your Glug on. - Get the stuff.
I said hairspray, sonbitch. What are you? Blind?
- Alcohol? - Sure, I'll have one.
- See you Tuesday. - It is Tuesday.
Oh, hell! I'm exposed. Nudified.
Let's go ahead and cut that last line.
- Troy, shut up, dude, man. - That's all right, Evan.