Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What would you say if I told you thatJebediah Springfield...
It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties...
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Oh.
Whip them horses Let them wagons roll
Of course I do. You're always right about this type of thing...
There's just one piece left in the puzzle.
Can you open my milk, Mommy?
The missing piece of the puzzle. I've got it.!
He even tried to kill George Washington.
Oh, I wish, Chief. With that kind of dough, I could buy me some eyeballs.
Oh. I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
Jebediah Springfield was-
Well, that's the spirit, Bonesy.
That shouldn't stand in the way of Homer taking my job and-
When I lose something, sometimes it turns up in my shoes.
but this is well outside your jurisdiction.
- Well, hey. It's Homer. Good to see you, nei- - Get lost.
"I write this confession so that my infamy will live on...
Oh, yeah? Well, put this in your fife and smoke it.
Aw, the little cutie wants to do somethin' cute.
Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world.