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Stop!
and for once I want in on the ground floor.
I want to help you, George Washington?
- Didn't you? - No. No. That-That's preposterous.
- Yes. - What do we win if the tongue is there?
If you really love Jebediah Springfield...
I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.
Just more white male bashing from PC thugs
Lisa, honey. When my family first came to this state...
his hatchet, with which he hacked at the chains of oppression...
Hear yem! Hear yem! Hear yem! Hear yem!
I was so sure.
I got the white stars you wanted, but I couldn't find...
Ye have saved our fledgling community.
- He wouldn't let me put it up. - Okay. Well, that's not gonna stop us.
Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!
Well, I'll just have to find another little girl to be president.
No tongue, eh? How did he talk- and eat and laugh and love?
- Hmm. I think I can pick her off. - Wait. Let's see what she has to say.
Well, I'll use it, but I'm not paying for it.
"Jebediah Springfield: Super-Fraud," "F."
and tri-corner hat.
Look. I can be a butter churner, a typhoid carrier, an apprentice!