Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lisa, honey. When my family first came to this state...
I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.
Hear yem! Hear yem! Hear yem! Hear yem!
and for once I want in on the ground floor.
Look. I can be a butter churner, a typhoid carrier, an apprentice!
If you really love Jebediah Springfield...
- Didn't you? - No. No. That-That's preposterous.
Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!
and tri-corner hat.
I got the white stars you wanted, but I couldn't find...
Well, I'll use it, but I'm not paying for it.
- Yes. - What do we win if the tongue is there?
No tongue, eh? How did he talk- and eat and laugh and love?
"Jebediah Springfield: Super-Fraud," "F."
Well, I'll just have to find another little girl to be president.
I want to help you, George Washington?
Ye have saved our fledgling community.
Stop!
his hatchet, with which he hacked at the chains of oppression...
- Hmm. I think I can pick her off. - Wait. Let's see what she has to say.
I was so sure.
- He wouldn't let me put it up. - Okay. Well, that's not gonna stop us.
Just more white male bashing from PC thugs