Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course, you children are too young to remember that...
Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
That's a myth that got mixed up with the truth.
Well, nice talking to ya.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
He had a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
the Hitler diaries or the Emancipation Retraction.
And it's all my fault.
Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good.
- Egad! A monster! - It's a horrible fiend!
Oh, they're just family heirlooms.
Excuse me.
Stop everything! Stop the parade.
Here's johnnycakes.
You're banned from this historical society.
You couldn't stand that you devoted your life to a fraud...
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax.
Why, that's highly unorthodox.
For three months.
His soul
And, Lisa, for your- essay...
But I've caused so much trouble already, General Washington. I can't go on.
- Give me all your money. - Never!
I will know that you stole my idea.