Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Of course, you children are too young to remember that...
I will know that you stole my idea.
You couldn't stand that you devoted your life to a fraud...
Excuse me.
Stop everything! Stop the parade.
He had a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
But I've caused so much trouble already, General Washington. I can't go on.
That's a myth that got mixed up with the truth.
the Hitler diaries or the Emancipation Retraction.
Why, that's highly unorthodox.
- Egad! A monster! - It's a horrible fiend!
Here's johnnycakes.
For three months.
And it's all my fault.
Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
- Give me all your money. - Never!
And, Lisa, for your- essay...
Oh, they're just family heirlooms.
You're banned from this historical society.
Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good.
His soul
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax.
Well, nice talking to ya.
Hear ye! Hear ye!