Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Homer broadcasting system is on the air!
Haven't you hurtJebediah enough with your childish tales...
When I pried open the coffin it was there-
Hear ye! Ye're coming here. Hear ye! Ye're coming here.
will you stop trying to ruin Jebediah's reputation?
Hear ye! Hear ye!
I know how much you wanted to be in the parade.
- and selected preapproved publicity events. - Okay.
How else could he have gotten this?
Not so fast, Simpson.
He was one of the evilest men of the 1780s.
I'm an antiquarian, damn it. It's my job to seek out the truth.
A pirate? Well, that's hardly the image we want for Long John Silver's.
People of Springfield, I, um-
available to anyone who requests them.
There is one way. Get the silver tongue.
- Why don't you sing a song for the nice people? - All right.
Yeah.
I'm the curator, Hollis Hurlbut.
It's a perfectly cromulent word
Take that down. As a semi-legal immigrant, your poster could land me in a predicament...
Dangerous river crossings threatened life and limb...
His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog-house fight.
Hear ye! Hear ye!