Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I- I couldn't. You-You can't-
Their destination: New Sodom.
Oh, it's just the excitement of studying Jebediah.
The dastard!
General Washington?
By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell-
- Hi, Mr. Hurlbut. - Oh, you're back.
Yes, but human decency prevents-
he was great.
- That's because you stole it! - That's a lie!
than an evil bloodthirsty pirate who hated this town.
razzing my entire career- my-my life.
Ew.
Hello. Town Jubilation Committee?
Oh, you're in for a treat.
Well, if you kids believe in me that much, I'll give it my best shot.
Well, of course you can, you little pixie.
May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!