Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ew.
The dastard!
Yes, but human decency prevents-
Hello. Town Jubilation Committee?
Oh, you're in for a treat.
- Hi, Mr. Hurlbut. - Oh, you're back.
By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell-
- That's because you stole it! - That's a lie!
I mean, I- I couldn't. You-You can't-
May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
Their destination: New Sodom.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Well, of course you can, you little pixie.
General Washington?
He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Oh, it's just the excitement of studying Jebediah.
Well, if you kids believe in me that much, I'll give it my best shot.
he was great.
than an evil bloodthirsty pirate who hated this town.
dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
razzing my entire career- my-my life.