Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, time once again for that furry fuzzy funnyman,

Gotcha. OK, here we go.

Be-dah-bah-bah. De-bah-bah.

I'm sorry. I don't have time to talk now, Kermit. I...

♪ "It isn't really anywhere"

♪ It's time to light the lights

We've had a great time,

(gasps) You mean you're attracted to me?

better known as Maurice the Magnificent!

but I think his head has already gone down for the count.

when it comes out, don't anyone scream.

Shut up, you black-hearted hellhound.

Not so fast. Tonight, I am going to use your assistance. Stop Him, Fozzie (2002)

So Dr. Bob is going to pieces,

Then I'll go for my head. Be-dah-bah-bah-bah-bah.

You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke.

Well, which "here"? Another "here."

You like them more than food, I guess, huh?

(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)

(clucks) Wanna bet?

Say, a funny thing happened to me

In the first few rounds, I will work on my body blows.

"Good grief, the comedian's a bear."

Good grief, the comedian's a bear. You Can’t Do That To Kermit, Timon

Oh, well, that's funny, you know.

Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful-looking audience.

Well, it's the first time that pig's scored in her life.

No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

He's our new drummer. He begins next week.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Muppet Show.