Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, which "here"? Another "here."

Say, a funny thing happened to me

We've had a great time,

better known as Maurice the Magnificent!

Oh, well, that's funny, you know.

He's our new drummer. He begins next week.

Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful-looking audience.

In the first few rounds, I will work on my body blows.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to The Muppet Show.

OK, time once again for that furry fuzzy funnyman,

(clucks) Wanna bet?

I'm sorry. I don't have time to talk now, Kermit. I...

♪ It's time to light the lights

Well, it's the first time that pig's scored in her life.

(gasps) You mean you're attracted to me?

"Good grief, the comedian's a bear."

Not so fast. Tonight, I am going to use your assistance. Stop Him, Fozzie (2002)

No, it isn't. Yes, it is.

So Dr. Bob is going to pieces,

You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke.

Be-dah-bah-bah. De-bah-bah.

but I think his head has already gone down for the count.

Good grief, the comedian's a bear. You Can’t Do That To Kermit, Timon

♪ "It isn't really anywhere"

Then I'll go for my head. Be-dah-bah-bah-bah-bah.

when it comes out, don't anyone scream.

(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)

Gotcha. OK, here we go.

Shut up, you black-hearted hellhound.

You like them more than food, I guess, huh?